Gwyneth Paltrow’s Advice To Working Moms Costs $3606.50
Someone has backtraced Gwyneth Paltrow’s most recent issue of Goop and calculated the costs of her suggestions. Yikes. Remember her coffee maker that was broken, just like how a real person’s coffee...
View ArticleCoffee Advertising From The ’50s Has A Common Theme
It’s strange how, at least I feel like this is true, telling someone they make bad coffee is such a biting insult. “What’s the deal with people being so insulted about making bad coffee?” is basically...
View ArticleDrink Your Coffee Like An Astronaut
Remember when you were a kid and you loved going to the local science museum gift shop and picking up a bag of astronaut ice cream, which was only a disgusting block of edible colored chalk, basically?...
View ArticleThe Starbucks Weddings Is Pretty Cute, To Be Honest
I know we all had the same idea about the Starbucks wedding just now when we read about it in the title of this post. “Starbucks wedding? HAH. Say no more, I get it.” Even though I told you right along...
View ArticleFine Enough Morning News Intern Joke SPOILED By A Creep
It’s always a shame when a good joke gets spoiled. Like when you and your friends have a really funny bit that you keep doing, like, say, when someone asks you the time and it’s on the 30 instead of...
View ArticleThat’s Your Coffee: David Lynch Coffee
Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot...
View ArticleBaby Barista Coffee Time!
C’mon, baby, we don’t have all day. You’re living in our house for free and we’ve only given you a few tasks, one of which is making the coffee. It’s certainly not that hard — we have a coffee maker...
View ArticleThe Series Finale Of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee
The “season” ends with Michael Richards. This is the worst episode yet! What a horrible web series!
View ArticleWhat Is Inside Your Cup Of Coffee?
Legitimately thought this would be about the different kinds of germs and bug stuff you’re probably drinking. Good brain! Good morning! (Via Wired.)
View ArticleThis David Hasselhoff Advertisement For Iced Coffee Is Nuts
If an iced coffee at Cumberland Farms costs 99 cents (in any size, as if that even makes sense. “Oh, just your smallest size for the same price, please,” said no one in America ever) how many of them...
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